Dear Allegory

:I always thought you were beautiful.

"well, thanks... but i'm sure there's a 'however"

:yes, yes there is. I can't stand you.

"knew it."

:sorry. you are a jellyfish. you are spineless. It annoys me.

"your bluntness is so damn refreshing. I'm aware i appear to be spineless, but i've dealt with you for how many years? so maybe i'm not as spineless as i look."


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:you're recording this aren't you?

"Of course. ...Looks like for once someone is lacking wit."